“He who laughs last didn’t get it” — funny quotes
“Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.” — funny quotes
“Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die” — funny quotes
“Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!” — funny quotes
“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” — Douglas Adams This quote is totally true… lol trust me
I hate it when im just you know hanging out with my friends and then theirs just this one annoying ass girl who keeps sending you death stares and the elavator blik ( its a danish word) Elavator blik is used when like someone keeps staring up and down at you in a bitchy way… but arrgh i hate it
“If payback is a bitch and revenge is sweet then I’m the sweetest bitch you will ever meet” — I found this quote on www.watpad.com…love it
Nice lipstick.. loving the colour What brand is youur lipstick
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